poppyhaze

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会说中文 ✨ QC at Falcon Safety Products ✨ will never be a famous writer



Free Isekai Idea: Princely Tomboy caught two-timing and is thrown off a balcony by a jilted lover. They're isekai'd into a fantasy world as a baby in the woods. They're found by an old couple who raises them but they die and they're forced to do menial jobs in the nearby town.

They're weak compared to other adventurers and her princely charms get her threatened by male party leaders and she's underpaid and expelled. She's barely survives collecting firewood and working as a porter to sleep in stables, but discovers a strange creature in the forest.

Nursing it back to health, they eventually feel a compulsion to visit the guild libraries and discovers notes shoved into a book on how to do a demon summoning. Unable to take the strain of life, they run the ritual and the creature transforms into a high level demon.

The demon is incredibly beautiful and as they ask for their wish, they forget everything and say "Please, marry me."

And now we have a wacky romantic comedy I guess.

The demon is first like "uh what", and looks into their heart with telepathy and discovers they're such an airhead that all they can think about is the demon's great beauty and wanting to monopolize them as their lover.

And moved, agrees.

Having to care for 2 old people starting as a child, despite their memories of a past life, was difficult but made them more responsible. As was seeing the devotion of their adoptive parents to each other. They longed for that as well and decides to treat their new wife with care



bethposting
@bethposting

"By the grace of God Almighty, the Emperor and Supreme Autocrat of all the Russias, Tsar of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod, Kazan, Astrakhan, Poland, Siberia, Tauric Chersonese, and Georgia, Lord of Pskov, Grand Duke of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia and Finland, Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Białystok, Karelia, Tver, Yugra, Perm, Vyatka, Bulgaria, and other territories; Lord and Grand Duke of Nizhny Novgorod, Chernigov; Ruler of Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all northern territories; Ruler of Iveria, Kartalinia, and the Kabardinian lands and Armenian territories; hereditary Ruler and Lord of the Cherkess and Mountain Princes and others; Lord of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, Oldenburg"



kda
@kda

It's a bit bigger than the Boulder, CO Census Metropolitan Area!

So not big.


tamber
@tamber

On the smol side, you say?


niss
@niss

By the grace of God Almighty, the Emperor and Supreme Autocrat of all the Russias, Tsar of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod, Kazan, Astrakhan, Poland, Siberia, Tauric Chersonese, and Georgia, Lord of Pskov, Grand Duke of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia and Finland, Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Białystok, Karelia, Tver, Yugra, Perm, Vyatka, Bulgaria, and other territories; Lord and Grand Duke of Nizhny Novgorod, Chernigov; Ruler of Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all northern territories; Ruler of Iveria, Kartalinia, and the Kabardinian lands and Armenian territories; hereditary Ruler and Lord of the Cherkess and Mountain Princes and others; Lord of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, Oldenburg


poppyhaze
@poppyhaze

Duke of Schleswig-Holstein??? that shit is in Denmark/Germany lets not argue about that



Free Isekai Idea: A college student dies of meningitis because they forgot an appointment, and wakes up with a doll hand in their face. They've been manufactured as a new type of doll by a magical golem rebellion. With realistic flesh and eyes, they're designed as an infiltrator.

They're one of a series of 500 identically faced porcelain doll golems covered with undead flesh with glass eyes. Their endoskeletons are made of mithril or whatever, are nearly indestructible, and they weigh 3 times the mass of a regular human. But otherwise same strength.

They're then dropped off individually all over the continent to infiltrate the soldiers trying to suppress the golem rebellion but resisting their programming, they join a band of soldiers fleeing a surprise attack that annihilated their entire kingdom and decide to help.

They eventually start a relationship with one of the soldiers when their band is hit by much more fragile porcelain doll weapons and everyone else dies. They spend forever crawling through doll-infested territory and kill one of their copies preparing to assassinate someone.

Someone else guessed it, but the regular dolls have no "souls" so to speak. Their ability to network forms a gestalt intelligence, but they are searching for something greater, an isekai'd soul ending up in a doll is no accident, nor is their ability to resist the programming



TO HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!

Rule #2 of being a warlord!

You must have an integrated, self-propelled, indirect fire support team. In relatively equal infantry-vs-infantry engagements, both sides frequently stalemate and whoever can first provide artillery is often the winner. Pickup trucks with rockets, motorcycles with mortars, hell, an electric-bicycle pulling a dismantled automatic grenade launcher, that all counts!